scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014

dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

Bowl Biscuit

A leftover Turd in a bathroom toilet.

Oh man... someone left a nasty Bowl Biscuit in the shitter. I had better flush it down...

Turd Poo Dump Crap Shit

by Stank22 January 20, 2016

nagasaki biscuit

When you put explosives in grandmas biscuits and detonate them at the family dinner

Tyler was going to his grandparents house for Christmas and his cousin got mad at him so he made Tyler a Nagasaki Biscuit

by Coonstar522 April 18, 2016

Banana Biscuit

When you put a banana in a vagina until it melts. Then lays it on a biscuit like butter and eat it

My girlfriend made me eat her Banana Biscuit

by Duke Lightning September 3, 2016

flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.

We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.

by Baan the Guy June 19, 2016

Cinema biscuit

When a female is hot

She is totally a cinema biscuit

by Dforduds November 1, 2016