beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

anal beaver

a beaver with absolutely no bowel control.

Ewwww that is one massive anal beaver!

by Gus Giles June 25, 2008

Disco Beaver

Disco Beaver - The term used when a woman has been dancing away for hours or is simply just unclean or pungent in the viginal area.

Sid: Did you pull last night Tom?

Tom: Sure did pal.

Sid: Any good?

Tom: Naa man that girl had Disco Beaver. It was like licking the deck of a trawler!!

by Porksword 2 April 29, 2011

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy July 1, 2011

beaver trap

A beaver trap is a situation between a man and a women, where the man and the women are having foreplay and the man is expecting to have sex (they have probably had sex before) and the women stops and says "wait i dont want to do this i just want to talk". Thus the man is then forced to talk to the women to possibly get sex. Thus he was beaver trapped and was trapped by the women into talking to her.

"Dude me and my girl were messin' around last night and i thought we were going to do it and then she beaver trapped me into talking to her."

by brockstar1209 November 15, 2007

beaver tail

Lady Gaga's junk

I saw a picture of Lady Gaga and I could see her beaver tail.

by Sir Longshanks January 7, 2010

Eager Beaver

when one waits to long to make a bowel movement and there is a build up of poo in your body. the anus is unable to strech enough to let it through resulting in a ripping of ones asshole and a whole lot of fucking pain

If you didnt have such an eager beaver, maybe we wouldnt have to mop your shit up off the floor

by Standford August 28, 2006