Fake hair

Hair that is fake

Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂

by AF.no May 29, 2018

Higher Hair

Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.

Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.

"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".

by Come Jar January 21, 2023

Hair pinned

When someone wears a hair pin on there hat to represent that they smoke marijuana. Hair pins are often used to clean pieces and help roll.

That kid in the red hat is hair pinned.

by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

hair patty

Another name for a hairy vagina.

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.

by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017

Sabeen's hair

the longest most gorgeous thing in the world!!!! usually has pretty clips and hair stuff in it and it always looks amazing :)

random dumb chick: Gorgeous gorgeous girls have long hair

me: Sabeen's hair is longer than the definition of long hair so HA! she, therefore, is way more of a gorgeous gorgeous girl than you are!

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

Hair Shum

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.

Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!

by Trogdor Mongolian Trojan Motherfucker August 24, 2003

Ramen Hair

Ramen hair is exactly what it sounds like. It is simply someone’s hair that looks like ramen!

Julia has ramen hair omg!

by buttahbitch May 7, 2018