wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.

Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?

by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015

wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 5, 2017

wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

fingers wet

When a man fingerbangs a woman in a hastier setting than usual, preferably someone he's just recently met.

"I just got my fingers wet on the dance floor with that girl we met in the line up"

by Gypsy4life February 17, 2014

Wet Head

A term referencing someone who smokes PCP (smoking wet). This can be used to refer to someone who is acting crazy, as though they experiencing the effects of the drug PCP.

Rob: this party is crazy! These girls are so fine!
Me: you must be smoking wet, this party is beat. Wet Head Rob!

by JazzyJasp June 24, 2019