Squirrel king

Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon

The Squirrel king is coming

by BAIGEPANDA April 6, 2022

squirrel scout cookie

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!

by amywarhol March 4, 2017

Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.

"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."

by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.

Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.

by Aaacey July 4, 2019

Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.

David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.

by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021