chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.

Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!

by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021

Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.

Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.

by BarryLinton May 16, 2022

Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect

“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”

by sierahtonin October 22, 2025

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.

Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!

by Lil Barber April 4, 2020