Pencil Whipping

At the end of a golf round, Pencil Whipping is the act of adding a few strokes to a hole or multiple holes of your opponent.

Mike: Alright, I had a 3,4,5,4, and 6 on the first 5 holes. Do you have the same?

Ryan: Actually, I have you down for a 4,7,6,4,8. I think I am correct.

Mike: Are you kidding me! Your just pencil whipping me!

by Jut254 July 11, 2010

whopper

an overly ugly person.
one who should be digested by a constipated rhino as they would come out better looking in the long term.
also see hoachin' wain

hi, you're fuckin' whoppin!
i can't believe you went with that whopper...
i just seen a proper whopper talkin to a hoachin wain at a minger convention

by kitty-cait July 30, 2008

whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

pussy whipped

KHOOTEECH! (sound of being whipped...)
To be pussy whipped... is to be under the control of the female... where the man is supposed to control the woman most of the time...

Adam follows everything that Smantha (his girlfriend) tells him to... if she says... let's go shopping and he wants to watch soccer... he would leave soccer and go out with her...

by lol... May 7, 2003

whipple

the action of slapping someone on the face as a joke.

He whippled the kid for being stupid.

by cricketeer VI June 13, 2003

pussy whipped

A man whose primitive instinct is so accutely attuned that he seeks out that place where he first came into the world. Just like a salmon who swims upstream to lay its eggs where it was once an egg. The problem is, that too many modern men try to eat it where real men simple know that it's THE PLACE to stick it. (Men who think the place to stick it is their hand have more in common with gay men) If you eat it, you are pussy whipped. If you use it as a place to stick it, then you are a real man and the woman knows her place.

Men in the united states and western europe are mostly pussy whipped. Men prior to the 1960's were not, neither are most Muslim men in the third world. And you wonder why a bunch of towelheads are kicking our ass.

by patrick henry September 22, 2008

whipped

When one takes a full bottle of whipped cream and completely empties the contents into one's own or someone else's anus or vagina.

I sure whipped Kristin yesterday.

by Bob Loblaw October 10, 2005