BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 20, 2025

saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.

by debren27 September 17, 2016

Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole

Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight

by Lilchungy July 16, 2025

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017

o whale

To be super cool about something

Boy 1: o whale! Did you see that hot girl!
Boy 2: you mean Alexandra! Yeah she’s super cool

by W1938 November 21, 2017

Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight

Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.

by Mørt August 6, 2021

dj whale

A DJ Whale is what you would refer to as a loyal prostitute. As strange as it sounds, it is indeed true

I need a DJ Whale right about now

by DJ Whale August 9, 2018