Virgin

A city in Utah mentioned in Bowling for Columbine because of an ordinace passed requiring all citizens to own a gun.

Felon One: I'm robbing a bank, wanna help?
Felon Two: Where?
Felon One: Virgin, Utah.
Felon Two: Shit I ain't helpin' they's a bunch of inbred rednecks with guns. It's a suicide mission you're on yo' own.

by LC Vince GT September 10, 2008

virgin hair

roots that show up 2 weeks after your last hair dye job

I need to go to the beauty parlor and touch up my virgin hair.

by Christie Daniels May 18, 2006

virgin

Someone who has never had sexual intercourse before

1) Hey virgin, society thanks you for nothing
2) 40 year old virgin

by Coryboy January 16, 2007

40 year old virgin

the worst steve carrel movie, a horrible film that was not funny and generally over-hyped. the movie had a funny concept but wasn't funny.

dude did you see 40 year old virgin?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?

by pure_genius22 May 10, 2008

Water Virgin

1. Someone who has not gone into the water when at the beach. (or, in other instances, a pool, spa, lake, etc.)

2. Someone who has not had sex in some type of body of water. (ocean, pool, spa, lake, etc.)

1. "Stop being such a water virgin and get your ass in the pool!"

2. "Hey Joe, did you have sex with that chick in your pool last night?"
"Nah, I'm still a water virgin."

by ivyxxice July 4, 2009

technically i'm a virgin

Female that looks and acts to innocent to have sex. though has had sex in a water bed, in a car, in the shower and on a spill way. But hey "technically I'm a virgin."

The girls who looks innocent, but has had sex more than you, "technically I'm a virgin"

by Tighnit March 4, 2014

The Virgin Mary

You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out

I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy

by C-Roi December 18, 2007