ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .

bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*

by wheelie boi May 16, 2018

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

Ur great grandmother is homosexual

The ultimate counter to Ur mom gayest

it easily repels the attack while attacking the enemies life points directly

Tom: Hey faggot ur mom gayest
You: "Ur great grandmother is homosexual"
Tom gets AIDS

by You're Mom Gay (Superior Form) September 5, 2019

ur mom gay lol

Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth

guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)

by DATH DOR January 28, 2019

ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.

Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol”
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*

by ur clapped May 10, 2018

Ur world leader dictator

One of the worst insults, truly the pinnacle of insulting and dissing.

Tyler: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur dog a cat. Kryston: ur world leader dictator. World explodes, heaven collapses, Nokia cracks.

by Gaycrusader333 February 20, 2019

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021