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Pee Turbulance

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.
"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"
by JustG3RM April 15, 2024
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NutZack Turbulence

When you:

1) Readjust your NutZack nothing sexual and it causes NutZack Turbulence.

2) When you bust a nut and NutZack Turbulence NZT. Then get PNC.
1) Need to readjust my nut. *NutZack Turbulence.

Need NutZack Turbulence. *Goes to the bathroom. *NutZack Turbulence. *Destroying Colleges. *Destroying Buildings. *Destroying offices. *Destroying hospitals. *PNC.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026
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Durban Turban

The ‘Durban Turban’ is the act of using multiple rolls of toilet paper to not only clog a toilet, but also to create a mound representing a turban. Once this structure is in place, a person takes a major dump on top of the toilet paper and leaves this display for other unsuspecting people to discover.

Background:

Durban is a major coastal city in South Africa's KwaZulu-Natal province, known for its subtropical climate, beaches, and multicultural heritage, blending African, Indian, and colonial influences.
That was the most disgusting public restroom I’ve ever seen… someone left a ‘Durban turban’ in the only stall available!!
by Naust549 March 25, 2026
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Himalayan Turban

The sexual act of sticking a towel into your rectum.
John and I gave ourselves Himalayan Turbans yesterday.”
by J-Jonah-Jameson March 26, 2026
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Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina
I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going
by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025
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