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hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015
mugGet the hooptie truckmug.

Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.
by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018
mugGet the Truck Saladmug.

Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.
Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!
by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010
mugGet the Gorilla Truckmug.

Big truck

Coal chambers song dedicated to rayna foss who was scared of semis while touring here are the lyrics: Too small too small don't compromise

So have fast too fast don't realize

Have hand on wheel set the sights drive with me
Too fast too fast don't realize

So have fast too fast don't recognize

Have hand on wheel set the sights drive with me
Moving motion

Said move said move it
Somebody better come and drive me
Big truck
Ain't no grave gonna hold my body down

Ain't no grave gonna hold hold my body, hold my

Body
Big truck, come on
Nadja did awesome when playing big truck at monsters of rock!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
mugGet the Big truckmug.

Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load
Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017
mugGet the Truck Drivermug.

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.
Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!
by HTJA March 19, 2017
mugGet the trucking assholemug.

phat truck nation

a band of reckless "yee-yees" desiring the ultimate succ
Sarah, that's phat truck nation, they want the succ!
by bigdicric May 11, 2017
mugGet the phat truck nationmug.

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