Spatula Titties

Breasts that got into a fight with a spatulaand lost.

Your breasts resemble a spatula, therefore they look like Spatula Titties.

by ALG96 November 7, 2012

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

Bitch Titty

A hurtful insult said as a last resort in order to win an argument or silence the one who your arguing with leaving them dazed and confused.

Person 1: You mama ugly yo girl ugly and yo granny ugly

Person 2: Well you a Bitch Titty! *walks away*

Person 1: O.o

by @djkred95 September 6, 2013

tittie wip

When you slap both of a at kid's man boobs starting from the side in one motion. then yelling TITTIE WIPED!

Chance sees fat old Tommy in the hall.

he desides to go for the kill and tittie wip him.

Tommy: owww, what they heck??

Chacne: Boom! You just got tittie wiped Mr. i cant believe it's not butter!!!

by lonely hammy November 25, 2011

Titties-do

On a female, when her belly or fupa sticks out further than her titties do..

"dude i cant believe i fucked that chick last night"

"yea she was a titties-do. Fuckin gross dude"

by $p3ncr October 23, 2011

Shittin' Titties

Becoming nervous and self-conscious in a sexually charged scenario.

Bruh, I was banging Charleene last night and she was like, "ooh, stick your thumb in there," and I was straight up shittin' titties, 'cause I'd never done that shit before.

by BangingCharleene November 23, 2018

Sugar titties

A woman that have very sugary titties that taste like some sugar crisps

Damn Brian has some phat sugar titties

by Connor hangas December 14, 2018