Nip the tip

When you need to go for a quick and non messy wann

Dave -“dude this bus journey is taking hours, not even been able to get in the daily beating of the meat”

Tom-“Just go nip the tip in the toilet”

by RelaxingMicky January 4, 2018

Tip em bolloxs

Telling someone to go away, advising others to stay away from an individual or organisation.

Tony’s boss kept cancelling work, Rita said “tip em bolloxs “

by Liquidmoney October 26, 2022

tip of the cock

Something that is extremely fine or extraordinary. Exquisite.

That's one of the best meals I've ever eaten. Just, tip of the cocktail.

My wife picked out the nicest car on the lot. It was tip of the cock.

by theman35986 June 22, 2024

Tip

Small bits of information to help you out in a way

Here's a tip on how to get longer stronger hair

by Gsofiuh November 25, 2018

tip of the gun

When the urethra extends outside of the penis, causing it to resemble a gun. This may be the result of a sounding accident.

Dan: Bruh did you hear about Adam? He was in a sounding accident.
Omen: Damn, he got a tip of the gun?
Adam: *from right behind you* Yeap, I did

by reto November 25, 2019

Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with

1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

plumb tip turkey neck

a penis

she sucked my plumb tip turkey neck

by Cheeky-Bastard November 17, 2016