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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
mugGet the chewed the spoonmug.

spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
mugGet the spoon lizardmug.

Tea spooning

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!
by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018
mugGet the Tea spooningmug.

Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm
I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days
by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021
mugGet the Hot spooningmug.

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ
Oh My God! You're such a spoon
by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022
mugGet the Spoonmug.

spoons

what's Liams biggest fear? spoons.
by meerah October 4, 2020
mugGet the spoonsmug.

Spoon hit

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!
by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024
mugGet the Spoon hitmug.

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