Shark

A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size.

Jimmy: "I'm not swimming in there, there's a shark"
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*

by Snifflypig April 1, 2021

Frilled shark friday

National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks

Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg

Matt: HELL YEAH

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Management shark

Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.

Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.

by The 99% April 27, 2017

Sharking About

To Shark : Meaning to do things in your own time, at your own pace, without regards for anyone else.

Stop Your Sharking About Louis! Get to your law class and stop going for a Dana Dunk. You Dirty little Shark.

by Paul Alan Goddard December 5, 2007

Shark

You came here from the definition of Urban Dictionary, didn't you?
Shark is a sea creature. Not a sexual position.

This guy is so gullible, he searched "Shark" on Urban Dictionary, even though he knows what a shark is.

by I hate fortnite kids March 6, 2025

Plastic shark

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.

The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021

Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.

He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".

by cream_corn July 23, 2019