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Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.
“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”
by Lord Margar December 13, 2019
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".
Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well
by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023
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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 21, 2023
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spoon-licker

you're a spoon-licker
by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021
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spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes
Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
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Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
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