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swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?
I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.
by OccasionalEnglishLearner July 7, 2016
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swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 6, 2009
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Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!
Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!
by J-Gunther April 8, 2022
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Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm
Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.
by Avery Married September 22, 2020
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swamp aids

In ARK Survival evolved, Swamp Aids is a permanent disease that plagues the island and all its habitants. If you come into contact with another player with swamp aids. Please keep at least 2 or 3 foundations apart as they carry the viral disease and you don’t want that shit. It lowers all your stats significantly and makes the game impossible to play on official. Swamp aids has been harnessed before to be used in chemical warfare by infecting dodos and throwing them over base walls to infect everyone inside. The only cure for swamp aids is a lesser poison antidote. Otherwise you’ll have to make a new character to be rid of the aids. Dying doesn’t work either.
Tribe chat: Guys why am I coughing, have green buzzing flies around my head, and my stats low?
Tribe Admin: You prolly have swamp aids
“You have been kicked from the tribe
by Plushly November 28, 2020
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Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.
Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.
by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018
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Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
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