chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.
"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"
by behaggled guy April 08, 2008
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Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra
Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out
by Chodecandle March 21, 2015
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Chode-ina

The vagina of a hermaphroditic male.

The area where a male's chode is replaced by a vagina.
I kicked that hermaphrodite right in his chode-ina.
by TGoldie September 28, 2007
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chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.
My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.
by Poompi December 22, 2015
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Greasy chode

by sutf October 13, 2011
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URBAN CHODE

A chode relating to or having characteristics of a town or city.
by definitionz January 19, 2019
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Fucking Chode

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.
"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"
by Tim and Tom December 12, 2018
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