dousch bag

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

bag chips

The chips left at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag. They are usually the ones that have fallen out of the fries holder.

Eddie : Take your food out and give me the bag
Ben : Hmm ok *passes the bag*
Eddie : YES, I get the bag chips!
Ben : Dammit!

by Eddie L September 12, 2008

lose bag

what the kids aren't saying these days

Yo, you're such a lose bag.
WTF is a lose bag?

by mfwiowef June 29, 2009

bag balm

green 10 oz tin can used for chapped conditions & treatment of irritated breasts.

For many years Bag Balm has been a girls best friend. I always take a can to Huntington Beach & give my girl friend a good bag balm rub mixed with sun tan oil !!! Love

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Whore-Bag

n.One who constantly whores around and cant stop whoring to save her little whore life.

fucking new guy-"hello, i'm her new bf"
other guy-"oh, its good to know she's a whore-bag."

by fucking fucked over by leslie April 27, 2009

Camel-Bag

camel-bagging: to lay ones camel toe (saggy vag) in anothers eye sockets. see; tea-bagging.

When Sam goes to bed tonight Amy is going to give him the camel-bagging of his dreams. Amy will get complete eye coverage when she places her saggy lips upon sams sockets, before taking a photograph and emailing to friends.

by doubles January 14, 2009