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White Girl Tears

Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping
Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now
by prscelf January 3, 2024
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International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
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what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad
Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.
by Dankone December 8, 2023
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🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)

🥲 is used as a slang term for "I'm really sad and gay and want a man to fuck me right now."
"Man I'm so sad and want to be fucked by a man 🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)"
by dumbIittIefeIIa March 27, 2024
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trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024
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A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.
Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."
by Cynitalia February 6, 2026
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Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
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