spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025

tech tapped

Excessive screen time. Done with looking at all of it. Caused by quarantine and the inability to handle three dimensional life.

Karen is so tech tapped, she's lookin' to get fired.

by mimbers August 13, 2020

Taps

To be stupid

Oh my gosh Robert Alison is so taps

by Hardbody91 March 29, 2021

Road-tap

(verb). The act of sexual intercourse with a random person on a road trip.

When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.

Sorry for being late, I had to stop for a quick road-tap.

by kpthetapmaster69 July 14, 2019

Tap!

Tap!
also known as hypnotherapy, is a method of inducing a trance or a dream-like state of deep relaxation in order to treat disorders of a mainly psychological or emotional origin

Win -Tap!

by oldnikk8 April 12, 2024

Tap Deck

When a Warlock topdecks a good card using his hero power in Hearthstone.

"...That son of a bich tap-decked Siphon Soul and prevented my lethal! never lucky bullshit"
"!or: "Hahaha Doomguard tap deck easy win

by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018