The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.

Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.

by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022

Clitter to shitter

When one licks a female from vagina to butthole.

Damn man I straight licked this girl clitter to shitter.

by Nicholas Torres December 12, 2022

Nanny-cam sitter

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

jack the shitter

goes into public bathrooms and shits in urinals

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"

by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024

Thanksgiving in Switzerland

Giving a blowjob to an anonymous truck driver in a rest stop off I-95 in South Carolina.

I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.

by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024