Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Spider-Raptor

A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford

Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate

by Some Ranomd Guy May 3, 2021

Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge

1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?

by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025

Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.

Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.

by Driver2900 June 7, 2020

Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012