Nice socks

A compliment to give to someone one is sexually attracted to.

"Nice socks man... wanna fuck?"
"what"

by ludegra August 29, 2021

socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009

velvet sock

The term used to describe when a woman with no teeth gives a man a blow job.

"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."

by Lightbringer69 November 20, 2013

40 Socks

One who uses the paper bag from a 40 oz. alcoholic beverage, after consumption, for socks. Generally utilized by the poor or homeless. Two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages or one 40 oz. alcoholic beverage "double bagged" is preferred. Quickly replaced if worn through or destroyed by a purchase at your local convenience store.

"These 40 socks keep me warm in the winter and they dry quick."

by DefMasterG January 23, 2010

orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Wet socks

When your girl is giving you a foot job wearing socks and you cum all over the socks.

Dude I gave my girl some wet socks last night .

by RapeIsLikeARollercoaster May 31, 2018

arabian sock

The act of prolapsing one's anus and roughly coating it with sand. If the prolapse is long enough, rub the sand up and down as if you are using it as lube to masturbate the prolapse with.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim last night?"
"No what happened?"
"His girlfriend gave him an Arabian Sock. He won't be sitting right for months."

by MonkeySpanker October 27, 2014