verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes
yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so
by shazam the man October 25, 2009
by Chi-Town Kid September 11, 2014
Dave Chappell'es character in Half Baked. Burnt out rapper who smoked the sweet sweet cheeba. Sang the song "When life is hard pick up the card with the smiley face call him over to my place"
by Bob December 15, 2004
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
I'll have two number nine's , a number nine large , a number six with extra dip, a number seven , two number forty fives , one with cheese and a large soda
Big smokes order was very large
by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019
A term used by someone obviously still under the influence from the night before who wants to smoke immediately after waking up.
Similar to Wake and Bake, only the user is already destroyed from prior engagments.
Expression is almost always yelled.
Similar to Wake and Bake, only the user is already destroyed from prior engagments.
Expression is almost always yelled.
by Ev B. April 03, 2008
by Woody got smoked lol April 04, 2023