sausage lol

Assorted meats wrapped in a lighty browned laughter encasing.

It's a long way to the shop for a sausage lol.

by geggog October 4, 2003

Black Sausage Queen

Also known as a BSQ. A white girl who likes to date and have sex with black guys. A BSQ usually has a big booty and looks almost like trailer trash. BSQ's like big black cocks.

Look at that white beeocth in that black guys pimped out ride. She must be a Black Sausage Queen.

by shacknasty February 7, 2010

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011

Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010

sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012

sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.

Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011