salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

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Salty chinstrap

The act of blowing a load in such that in wraps from ear and around the mouth and jaw.

""Man the skin around my lips sure feels smooth after that salty chinstrap you gave me last night""

Salty chinstrap by JayLe90 September 18, 2017

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When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

salty beef by kalisco April 19, 2018

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When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

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My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

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Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

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