shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

by Denise December 4, 2003

Story stick

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.

Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

The Pogo Stick

When a man and a woman are having sex sitting down. The man then proceeds to stand up while still inside his partner. He then proceeds to jump up and down vigorously. This tends to work better if the man’s partner is a smaller woman.

I tried the pogo stick on that chick last night, my legs will be sore for weeks!

I tried to pogo stick that fat girl and almost broke my dick clean off!

by DaddysBelt January 12, 2022

final sticks

Cigarettes, only to be used by stressed out college students during final exams. With roots in the common phrase, "cancer sticks", final sticks represent the use of cigarettes as stress relievers usually to be paired with caffeine for late night studying.

"Organic Chemistry is stressing me out, i need to take a break and smoke me some Final Sticks!"

by Peter Samuelson April 18, 2008

flip the sticks

A term used to descripe the possibility of playing video games.

person one: dude, im super bored.
person two: you know what we could do?
person one: what?
person two: we could rock some NCAA 09 on the 360.
person one: good idea dude, lets flip the sticks.

by J Rizzle 09 October 16, 2009

derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

by Hampster7314 January 22, 2014