spears-crazy

Wildly and publicly out of control. Typically descriptive of an out of control female's behavior.

That bitch was spears-crazy drunk! She fell off the porch and then wrecked two cars trying to drive home.

by E-DubW January 11, 2009

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012

Spears

Noun: An idiot.

Don't be such a spears

by MyNameIsDave November 2, 2016

spearmint special

Giving head with spearmint and ice

Johnny got a spearmint special from cathy. He was hooked instantly.

by Loveboi85 February 28, 2017

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

spearfishman

A male who goes all in to get the max amount of female companions at one time. Usually a very sexy individual with a penis of an above average size.

John is such a spearfishman, he has many girls stuck on the hook.

by Anthony sack March 6, 2018