SILF

Slut I'd Like to Fuck

Despite sluts are possibly diseased, it doesn't stop me from fucking them. All I have to do is put on a rubber. If they're ugly, no brown paper bag or rubber. The hot sluts are always a SILFs.

by Jamesbobond August 20, 2011

Silfies

Someone with the name of Silfies tends to be a very timid person. Someone who has a low IQ along with the fact that they have a tendency to spend very little money on condoms due to lack of sex.

Oh his name is silfies? I feel bad for him

by The super Golden November 18, 2011

smilatious

full of smiles

she is smilatious, even breathtaking...

by serendipityislove December 2, 2011

smhlfr

An acronym for "shaking my head like a fucking retard" that is synonymous with any "smh" variant; primarily signifies deficient wordhord.

"Dude, can you believe I'm a pathetic mannequin of society?"

"..I'm sorry to hear that, bro?"

"Yeah, *smhlfr."

by _sempiternal January 22, 2012

Smiffed

Being ignored on a social media platform. Usually by a friend who follows you closely, but envies your sweet photo/updates of your vacation in the Grand Canyon and therefore, refuses to give you the satisfaction of a "like", "favorite" or "retweet."

"How was your vacation?"
"It was great! I went hiking in the Grand Canyon!"
"Oh I saw your Instagram, way cool."
"You saw it? But you didn't like it..?"
"Oh... Yeah..."
"You smiffed me, man! You douche bag!"

by Ace2theface September 4, 2013

SILF

SILF(Sister I Liked To Fuck) typically can be a term used as a friend's hot sister or a girlfriend's sister

Jerry:man Victoria's older sister is a SILF man there are so many things I would do to that piece of ass. Marcus:dude I know and I'm Victoria's study partner for physics and all I do is stare at her sister the whole time.

by Mayorofpoundtown February 28, 2014

smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014