peanut labs

another way to say 50/50

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey

by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022

Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster

Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 20, 2021

Peanut

When you take a piss and nut at the same time

Oh my god, that head was so good. She made me peanut.

by Logano224 August 17, 2020

Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023

Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024