paper cut

A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!

‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’

by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.

He received a paper job in the bathroom.

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".

by My name is mud. January 18, 2025

Cock, Paper, Scissors

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.

I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!

by TomWon April 29, 2022

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016