Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012

Cheese Pants

The worst idea anyone could ever have.

Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.

by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

trampoline pants

One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")

Rocky Balboa's puge was so big in Rocky V, that he had trampoline pants.

by Snappytramp August 11, 2010

Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.

You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.

by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015

Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal

Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.

by Melvin S March 23, 2019

Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.

"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"

by Gedden July 1, 2008