Deja Poo

The feeling you have heard this bullshit before.

So Jake was telling a story when I had a deja poo&walked away immediately.

by gogokitty760 July 26, 2020

Suzie poo

The cringe worthy carecter in stranger things.

Yay I love suzie poo

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Kung Poo

A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.

As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”

by Retardhandler69 October 18, 2020

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

poo hah

Butt hole

I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.

by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017

Poo turdy

The time of day when the bathroom stalls are filled in the men's room at work.

"Are all the stalls full?"
"Yeah, must be poo o'clock."
"More like poo turdy."

by Eee Bee June 23, 2017

oldskool poo

The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.

Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.

Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.

Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!

Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.

by tony the stench November 9, 2017