Road Less Traveled

A politically correct expression to describe the act of anal sex. Typically, this term is used in public among heterosexual couples to describe the act of anal sex when the female is resistant or reluctant to participate in this sexual act due to fear of pain or social stigma.

Andy had always wanted Lisa to allow him to try the "Road Less Traveled," but she was afraid it would hurt.

by NE Photoguy October 27, 2009

Road Rager

When some individual has a boner when driving, typically stated by the individual.

Man: whoa girl you just cut that guy off bad
Girl: sorry i have Road rage
Man: ... I have a ROAD RAGER ;)

by McClark March 26, 2009

rocky road surprise

This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.

After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.

by Life Met October 5, 2006

fashion road kill

An out-of-date clothing style, or other fad, that has been overtaken by something 'new', i.e. the old has been run over by the new.

Valley girls talking about Hippies: "Ewww! Fashion road kill!"
Other examples: Spandex; Disco; Grunge; Whatever is current NOW, etc.

by Havoc August 9, 2004

Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017

off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.

The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.

by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019

Kennedy road trip

The act of killing someone while they are riding in a car

"I want you to take that bitch on a Kennedy road trip while he's driving down the road"

by Dick ziggler November 2, 2018