boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Pot Pie

A Pot Pie is someone with bad taste, mainly in car culture. The term can also be applied to anyone with general, objective bad taste

Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic

Bro 1: Did you see that piece of shit Subaru?

Bro 2: Yeah, that guys a major Pot Pie

by BigWillyScavver November 26, 2023

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025

Pots and Pans

A phrase meaning a woman's breasts, typically of a pleasant pair.

"Oh John look at her, she has a lovely pair of Pots and Pans"

by 丁骨牛排 May 29, 2023