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oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions
Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH
by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023
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Oliver

An Oliver is the person you think about before going to sleep. The guy you want to impress. The guy that is good with everyone and does not have an enemies. He will be there for you even if you were not there for him. He does not expect anything from anyone so he is always happy. He is part of the boys and has a past that he loves but it takes a lot of time and love for him to open up to you. If you see one, don't let him slip away as you can only find one in a lifetime.
Girl 1: Hey, watcha doin?
Girl 2:....
Girl 1: Are you thinking about Oliver again?
Girl 2: Who isn't?
by EIAPCCIA October 6, 2020
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Oliver Alikhan

Oliver is a name given to a British male and Alikhan is a Muslim surname. If a boy is called from Oliver Alikhan he most likely grew up in South or East London as he has a Muslim surname with a white British name and is probably not Muslim.
Oliver Alikhan is a very strong boy from London.
by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021
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oliver goatdirt

oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.

he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
who is that?
that is oliver goatdirt, say hi G0ATDIRT
he's so kind
by pseudonym is a roblox cafe wor December 20, 2020
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Oliver Robinson

Oliver Robinson- lanky retard (looks like a monkey)
by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023
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Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.
I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
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neve oliver

From Hinckley nothing but a slag tbh can be funny tho
Neve oliver is a funny bitch Uno but still a massive slag
by Canoelover69 June 10, 2019
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