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Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.
by Tman2217 September 2, 2016
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money hungry

to be excessively concerned with the finances of others.
My cousin is always trying to find out how much money I make. She is so money hungry.
by MoneyHungryScoundrel May 28, 2022
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lol money

used in response to an unknown or uncomfortable situation. can also be used in rejection to a question or awkward statement.
person 1: "you're hell cool aye mate."
person 2: "lol money."
by itsciarashae March 21, 2017
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Young Money

A Chicago Gangster Disciple/Black P. Stone set known as 051, 051 Mickey Cobras, 051 Young Money. Notable members include 051 Drilla, 051 Melly, Lil Marc
Gangsta 1: Yo, did you hear about that hit 051 Young Money did?
Gangsta 2: Yeah that shit was crazy on foenem
by SwagMasta42069 April 8, 2021
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money-sad

Sadness, depression, or general anxiety caused when someone with little money, whether a college student, jobless college graduate, or just a general ghetto fool, who is forced to pay for something (relatively) expensive.

Extreme money-sadness is defined as money-depression.
I had to pick up that $70 tab last night when we played Credit Card roulette, and after I checked my bank account this morning I was totally money-sad. *sigh*

I'm gonna go lay on the floor until it goes away or turns into money-depression. *sigh*
by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009
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danger money

Definition: Fictional and unattainable currency

Vanishingly rare (possibly mythical) currency invented by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt to pay Junior Doctors in England for their extra (but enforced) on-call work in lieu of real money.

Hunt famously let slip the existence of the near-fictional payments during a morning television interview where he appeared bewildered and unable to do even basic mathematics at 0715.

This lead to thousands of Junior Doctors attempting to supplement their soon-to-be-decimated salaries and lay claim to some of this so-called Danger Money. Their justifications took the form of a Twitter and Facebook campaign where claimants used the hashtag #dangermoney alongside a reason they felt they deserved some.

Economists estimate that if all the valid claims for Danger Money were paid out (even prospectively) the Treasury would be bankrupt before the week was out.
Danger Money : Fictional and unattainable currency

1) Accidentally calling a midwife 'nurse' #dangermoney
2) Handing the Rota coordinator an annual leave form 5wks 6days in advance #dangermoney
3) Guessing the renal function on a CT Request form #dangermoney
by Dr Sandman December 30, 2015
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Big money

I’m not spending big money to go away with people I don’t like.

I don’t have big money like that
by Itaintmeppl July 28, 2018
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