muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011

Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

munched on that beaver

A guy usually who goes home with an ugly girl or takes and ugly girl home and has sex. He did this because he was so drunk.

Kyle: Yo, I munched on that beaver last night!
Wyatt: You must have been hella drunk!
Kyle: For real!

by Savannah March 21, 2005

OCD Muncher

People who take the piss out of people with Obssesive Compulsive Disorder

Ryan says to Norton, HAHAHA Capital Letters!!
(Norton has OCD about Capital Letters)
Ryan is an OCD Muncher

by Mr Men May 24, 2008

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha April 10, 2006

Musher

A musher is halfway between a slimer and a Vesuvius slimer, retaining the form of the former but having a texture more like the latter. It tends to be large, to maintain its form in an uninterrupted continuum, and to emerge completely within about a second.

I blew a musher into the bowl this morning and it was wrapped around the inside of the bowl before I even knew I'd started shitting.

by Mel Biggs January 30, 2008

carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010