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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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When morning starts

Morning starts from 12am to 3pm
When Morning starts its from 12am to 3pm
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Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
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Goog morning

When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!
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Morning glory

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morning

Morning starts from midnight to 3pm
Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC
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Good morning USA

I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH

GOOD MORNING USA
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