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sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch
by The Pug Father February 6, 2020
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Miss Moffat

An amazing writer on Wattpad and probably multiple other writing platforms!
Miss Moffat got loads of people into crackships!
by :/ :( :) :| :\ April 7, 2020
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Miss Pumpernickel

The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.
by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023
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I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 5, 2022
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miss hagar

she is a pale piece of shit that hates chris cuz he is too hot for her and she is lesbian as fuck
Why are u high
i am in miss hagar's class
by i am so hot September 16, 2018
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Little Miss Stranger

When you sit on your own hand so that a cartoon character from work can give you a HJ by moving your arm while your numb hand holds onto your crank.
That bissh just gave Ocho-Rando a 'little miss stranger' to completion behind the dumpster at work and he barely felt it.
by Bendyfork December 27, 2023
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Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?
by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019
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