Minecraft

The act of drunk driving

My uncle was minecrafting last night.

by BrickIsGone April 17, 2023

Minecraft

Your childhood.

Minecraft
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.

:You are the player.

:Wake up.

by Miguel Sucks at Rocket League May 1, 2023

minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.

Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon

by what kinda name is soap May 18, 2023

Minecraft break up

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson

The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11

by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023

Minecraft Roulette

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.

Hey bro, wanna play Minecraft Roulette?

by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023

Minecraft Steve

A boy called Isaac who gets grade 3

Isaac is Minecraft Steve

by Voltax Definitions June 26, 2023

Minecraft

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!

Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023