Mexican Symphony

When multiple people of Latino descent fart or take noisy shits at roughly the same time in a public restroom. Usually, these sounds will be prolonged or numerous, and the resulting stench has been known to kill.

"Man, don't go into the bathroom, the Mexican symphony is playing in there."

by SadPlanet September 27, 2011

Practicing Mexican

1. A Mexican American who was raised in a white neighborhood forgot Spanish and adapted white customs. However, tries to regain their lost heritage. Therefore practices.

2. A Mexican American who is more in touch with his/her American side than his/her Mexican side but still eats and celebrates Mexican.

José: You're Mexican? I thought you were white?

Kristen: Yeah, it's because in grammar school I went to an all white school so I kinda forgot my Spanish.

José: Can you speak some?

Kristen: Yeah, I still eat my tortillas and all.

José: Then you're a Practicing Mexican. :

by Jim_O February 7, 2009

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

Mexican Status

hooking up with at least two siblings from a family. It could be a set of brothers or sisters, depending on sexual orientation. If you manage to hook up with every sibling in someone's family you achieve a "green card".

ex 1. friend: hey he's cute, didn't you hook up with his brother though?
girl: yeah looks like I'm going to get mexican status!

ex 2. friend: Did you get mexican status with those hot twins and their older sister?
boy: You bet, so stoked that I got my green card.

by muyloca October 31, 2011

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

Spicy Mexican

After you engage in oral sex, and your penis is covered in saliva, cover your labido in spices such as pepper, salt, chile powder, paprika, curry etc. (all the ones are that are extremly hot to taste) and then Jam it in the girls (or possibly guys) pooper and they will recieve an extremly "spicy" suprise.

"A Spicy Mexican guarantees a wrecked bum-hole"

by Man Handles April 1, 2009

mexican white

Mexican Whites: those people whom are not mixed with Indian or do not show to much Mexican Indian mix. Usually still white if they have non-oriental eyes, non-stocky body structure and usually not short in height, those who do are usually referred to as a light skin hispanic or light skin Mexican. Mexican whites are in the same race name as those of the rest of the european region, even though variation may exist.

(1)Is he Mexican? well it to hard to tell, since he doesn't show to much sign of Indian mix.
Or
(2)Ya, you can tell he's mexican because he shows sign of Indian,that other guy you can't tell, he's just a white guy or just a mexican white.

by san Juan 21 May 16, 2007