Matt Bellassai

To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.

Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!

My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!

by CarmaJ November 28, 2019

matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked

damn his penis was a matt baxter

by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019

Matt Beck

Some dude who will clap the cheeks in the hot tub, and make sure he snags your girl chugs some RC Cola and get that dub on the Fortnite Xbox One XP edition.

Matt Beck is a chill dude who gets the guys.

by reeeeeeee. April 5, 2019

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

Matt Grace

A scrawny little shit kid that thinks he is good at mountain biking

that "Matt Grace" is shit house at mountain biking

by mark luckic May 19, 2019

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019