Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.

Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.

by themysterydoggo July 08, 2021

Matt Drewitt

A legend.

Someone : Have you heard of Matt Drewitt?

Someone else : Yeah he's a legend.

by Derpot February 02, 2016

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 04, 2014

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 09, 2024

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 04, 2022

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron January 12, 2018