snort the magic pig

a euphemism for crack addict although still crude.

lots of snort the magic pigs live in the negerlands

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

n. Yet another name for Mary Jane.

Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005

magic google ball

To use google to answer any question you might have.

I wasn't sure what to have for breakfast, so I asked the magic google ball, "what should I have for breakfast?" and the first link suggested french toast. It was so good.

by **Liz** April 25, 2008

Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.

Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!

by eda-skip October 16, 2022

magical man-jina

The ability to satisfy a woman in ways that could sicken a normal man.

Duece, you got some magical man-jina.

by Da Nasty One June 11, 2003

Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.

Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!

by eda-skip September 21, 2022

Magic Asian Hair

noun. a type of hair most Asians have.

it's soft, dark, shiny, and just generally pretty.

woah, I wish I had her magic Asian hair. it's so long and pretty!

by giraffexoxoxo August 27, 2016