Log Voyage

when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.
Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.
by yoimba July 04, 2017
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log rocket

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!
by bigboi10928 August 30, 2022
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logged chog

When a girl sucks your dick from the side as if eating corn on the cob.
Bro, did you see the way she logged chog last night?

Ya bro, she the best log chogger I've had in a while.
by Tmoney2020 May 17, 2016
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pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.
Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.
by caffeinated_sloth June 19, 2023
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Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.
I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.
by Loggingking September 05, 2023
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Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.
“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”
by Wendle Bascom June 01, 2025
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Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024
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