Chair Legs

The way legs look when you're sitting in a chair. They often spread out and look very shapely.

Mark: Dang! That chick's got some great chair legs!

by Sextron January 29, 2009

Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

by Vladimir January 14, 2005

Cactus legs

When a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.

Man that girl was so drunk, she got cactus legs

by Twosheds89 September 10, 2011

Piano legs

Piano legs is used when a girl is wearing a black dress skirt or shorts and has ghostly white legs !

" her legs are so white they look like the keys on a piano "

Girl waking down the street ...

two guys across the road...*whistle* hey piano legs

girl runs away to the nearest tanning salon in shame !

by peperami87 November 16, 2009

shit legs

Anyone who is lazy as shit and can't move one leg in front of the other for fear of over exertion. Kodak and Heidelberg workers suffer from this the most. If you have checked how lousy they are doing, you can see why.

There goes that Pawlo Bezduch grabbing the newspaper to go take a shit and hide in the john for an hour, while I load four trailers- that fucking SHIT-LEG!!

by Pete Helfrich May 14, 2004

crazy legs

Crazy Legs refers to a girls whose legs are the longest, skinniest, ugliest, most grotesque, awkward stick looking figures on the planet. Chances are if you see a girl with crazy legs she is the ugliest person you've ever seen, and just the sight of her envokes a feeling of naseua.

Wow, look at crazy legs, she is just so obscenely ugly.

Hey look, there is Crazy Legs, shall we shoot her with our spear guns?

by CrozLogsHater April 5, 2005

travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006