Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Locked In

A term frequently used by Alpha Foundations personnel.

Ruditz said to Snuggs “Man, Drew doesn’t seem very locked in, should we demote him?”

by Dinglehammer69 March 11, 2025

lock and leak

When you have to whiz and you're at a party or a public washroom where the lock is broken or is one of the locks where you don't know if its locked or not. Which puts your dick/twat on display while you're pissing to whoever opens the door to piss as well. Happens especially on toilets that don't face the door.

So you b(lock) the door while your (leak)ing or get a buddy to block the door.

Bob:Yo Steve, the bathroom lock is retarded and I have to take a piss.
Steve: Alright got your 6 o'clock, lets lock and leak.

by Slim Cognito October 13, 2015

Fish Lock

1. A state of random and spontaneous de-animation.
2. An organic state of being defunct or inoperative.
3. Disease of fish, when fish seem to be frozen mid-swim in the middle of the tank without moving up or down. Unaffected by stimuli.

1. "Dude what's wrong with your fish?"

"Oh, it has fish lock"

by cat wrangler February 6, 2010

Lock

Swear, promise. If you lock on something you swear on it or to it

I lock on it. No, I Lock William I didn’t steal your socks. Created by RdM

by TheCrispyCracker September 10, 2020

geek lock

when you're in obligatory studying

1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.

2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."

by Xianna Blue January 27, 2017

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017