Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Fetish jordan

A fetish Jordan, someone who loves feet, loves to suck on toes and the licking and sucking of the feet, loves sexual acts with the feet.

That boy I met last night, he was such a fetish Jordan, he could not get over my feet.

by Lick Mike hunt daily April 19, 2020

Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.

Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.

by MosDawg December 13, 2008

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020

Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g

He is funny like jordan pele

by black pele March 27, 2023